a batslie kind of day...

I am not a pretty girl

or a skinny girl

or a nice girl

or even a girl with unilateral political views

I can do 25 burpees

and 47 squat jumps

and 34 reptile press up

all in 10 minutes

my body is big and strong and I look fucking retarded in shorts and skinny jeans and anything from Urban Outfitters or the Gap

I’m not RED, I’m not BLUE, so I guess I’m purple??

Stay out of my personal life please, government. But don’t penalize me and my taxes for being a basically law abiding citizen, who used state funded birth control methods to not have kids.why do honest people always seem to get effed?

i can’t wait to leave florida, beautiful, lawless, right to work state, sexist, swamp.

i’m so bored. and i miss the land above the mason dixon and across the fucking rio grande.

i miss the north east. the north west.

voodoo doughnuts and wellfleet oysters.