About
…I’m in my twenties, I live in Florida. This is an incongruous attempt at chronicling the little nibbles that come to piece together my life world. It’s to chronicle my blah-blah-blahing about queerness, southerness, relationship garbage, mental health, school, work, little side projects etc. etc. ad nauseam.
I like to talk about sex, complain about art, drink tea, cook for people, read on my porch, annoy my downstairs redneck neighbor by playing loud techno, order beer, dress up in fishnets, pet my cats, and get drunk on the beach. I collect useful degrees (english! art history!) tattoos, scars, books, stickers, music, magazines, small toys & useless information.
More about me: I recently got laid off, from a job I really loathed, so I’m trying to figure out what’s next. I’m currently working on transitioning back to get my graduate degree, because let’s face it: No one likes self-pontificating English undergrads. I also have a girlfriend of one year or so, but she just moved three hours away for school and we haven’t really figured out what that means yet. I live with my girlfriend of 2+ years. I worry a lot about whether I am doing it right. You’ll see me refer to her as the Girl, Girlfriend, the Lady or sometimes the hottie that forgets important stuff when we get slammed on Jameson’s.
I think I may still be in love with other people.
Presumptuous.
You can email me at slightlybatslie[at]gmail[dot]com