#tbt to me inevitably making some bitch mad at #thepearl. I’m wearing my favorite #lolaray tshirt that @shannascipione ripped for me and so now it’s a halter. #thursdays aretheweekend #karaoke #jameson #dancetillthecopscome #viciousliltrollop (at The Pearl)

#tbt to last #summer in #sanfrancisco where I spent time #evolving and #bitching with @witchboy82 #teamtrainwreck #favoritehuman #llama #spiritanimal #girlswithdumbtattoos #shotsatnoon #missionfilth #brujas (at San Francisco)

Let’s get weird with it. #sundays #xfiles #mulder #workingonmycouch #backgroundnoise #allthecats (at The Den of Sapphic Delights)

PELLEGRINO.FINALLY. GOD. #spoiled #dramatic #bratling #scorpioprobs #pellegrino #fuckperrier #pinkyup #brandwhore (at Downtown St. Pete)

Important morale boosting conversations. #totesinsane #hispanicpanic #faggotry #glencoco #andnoneforgretchenweiners #meangirls #latergram #textswithfriends

Holden and Aria are now BFFs. #otherpeopleskids #beingauntnatalie #petthekitty #meowmeow #holden #instakitty #dosesandmimosas (at The Den of Sapphic Delights)

He’s helping. #matthew #movingtime #instakitty #zerofucksgiven #afternoonnap (at Roser Park)

Nothing to see, move along. #femmeproblems #heelwhore #imgonnabetheoldladywholivedinhershoe #witchbitch #packingproblems (at Roser Park)

When people accuse me of being unnecessarily mean. #bestquote #notavailable #oitnb #nope #straddlethis

It’s National Lipstick Day. Meet the most significant man of my life. Tom Ford. Cherry Slush. Always and Forever. #nationallipstickday #thatsfiftydollarsforaliptick #zerofucksgiven #hotlips #tomford #datelips #getlucky #ohitsonlytuesday (at Roser Park)