Ramirez. Like father, like daughter. Sometimes losing, always winners. #chicago #bears #iwishihadhisshirt #miamibeatus #cultstatus #ourhair #weirdhomestateaffinity

He really wants this lemongrass blueberry Popsicle. #popcraft #popsicle #sundays #stepson #babysitting #evenmypopsiclesarelimitededition (at Den of Sapphic Delights)

I had an Egg McMuffin and Jameson’s for breakfast, so you know…balance. #juice #amidoingthisright #healthisbullshit #dontfoegetthekale

One more week until I die of old age. #fbf #twentyfourthbirthday #oldage #decrepit #party #scorpioseason #dirtythirty #whiskeybambilegs (at San Marco)

Tins of gin!!! UK treats from @aidanrv. Why we don’t have these here is beyond me. Give me #gin and #tonic #cucumber #elderflower #tintreasure #thingsthatmakemehappy #delighted #oldladydrink (at Roser Park)

Attention those who wish to court my affection or curry some favor: this gorgeous @pamelalovenyc piece is on the list. Brace yourself, Scorpio season is coming. #scorpioseason #possiblesociopath #birthdaytreats #birthdaycountdown #onemoreweek #bling #girlmagic #insatiable #lockupyoursonsanddaughters (at pamelaloveny.com)

Bitch slapper complete thanks to @verameat @lovedtodeath and local thrift. #bitchslap #girlmagic #stacks #treasure #letmesmackthatgorgeousface

Possibly the most hilarious post I’ve been tagged in. Ever. #doneit #googleshit #shitkeagansays #wearesofunny

Sri Lanka Curry Delicata Squash, Grilled Lime Tofu and Cold Massaged Kale Salad. The best thing I’ve made myself in a while. #kitchenwitch #chefnatalie #whatieat #selfcare #girlmagic #bowled

How very. Of course I was yelling through the whole thing. #thegirlsdownstairs #fbf #paulking #sanmarco #smokers #yelling #annoyed #famousanddrunk #amazingneighbors