Because your friends are always there to mediate and show they care. #shewillcutyou #mediation #aunties #thebest #textswithfriends (at Downtown St Pete)

So my father spent HIS birthday making this desk for my little brother. My father is Ron Swanson. #lookatthesexyinlay #woodworking #ronswanson #parksandrec #happybirthdaydad #whereismine #handydad #shitmydadmakes (at Somewhere in the Middle of Tennessee)

Duh. #whiskeybambilegs #whiskeywednesday #wcw #allthejameson #neatplease #nochaser #picklebacksareforwimps

If I’m going to a sporting event I want there to be free booze, food, AC and leather club chairs. #siblingtime #hancockclub #rays #baseball #stpetelife #fancy #bougieashell (at Hancock Bank Club at Tropicana Field)

Fire gods. #fireworks #bottlerocket #explosion #sanmarco #bruised #youmissedit #engagementparty (at San Marco, duh.)

It was meant to be. #babyjameson #whiskeybambilegs #ilovethishideouscoosey #jerseyshore #chanelpolish #anaffairtoremember (at Historic San Marco)

This is the Amber show. Do do do door do do! #theambers #badgirlsclub #allthegin #anaffairtoremember #offtofindjamesspader #trainjourney #bitchcat #twocats (at Wildcat Lake)

Don’t wanna leave my plush hotel bed. #hotellife #orlando #rainyday #cocktails #prenoon #eleventhfloor #tsunami

I just spotted the fried eggs and licorice allsorts. #harrypotterland #candyshop #miniholiday #sugarrush #licorice (at Honeyduke’s)

Rise and shine fuckers! #morningtime #dayafterphantogram #zombie #dinosaursounds #shot #whiskeybambilegs #shouldadoneorlando (at Dexter’s Thornton Park)